"Who doesn't love Shakespeare's sonnets?"
"Well..."
"Actually, I can think of a few reasons why not to like them..."
"Like, c'mon. 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
"Pshaw."
Here is a nice glittery crystal ball ornament as a nice, random interlude. Too bad I don't know how to make it all bokeh-y.
"Also, Shakespeare's sonnets are pretty good. It's Romeo and Juliet that I can't stand."
But that's a tale for another time. Here's a Bloomingdale Christmas ornament to soothe your agitated mind...